Open Borders Rant

(thanks Pistoliero)
> TRY THIS -
>
> Go Ahead................I Dare You!
>
>
> Enter Mexico illegally.
> Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
> international law, or any of that nonsense.
>
> Once there, demand that the local government provide
> free medical care for you and your entire family.
> Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
>
> Demand free bilingual local government forms,
> bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly. Deflect any
> criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
> reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United
> States thing. You would not understand, pal."
>
> Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory
> from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your
> front window or on your car bumper.
>
> Speak only English at home, and in public,
> and insist that your children do likewise.
>
> Demand classes on American culture in the
> Mexican school system.
>
> Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
> afford other legal rights and will go far to
> legitimize your unauthorized, illegal,
> presence in Mexico.
>
> Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach
> English to all its officers.
>
> Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time.
> Because it will never happen.
> In Mexico or any other country in the world...
> Except right here.
> Land of the Naive.